Come join the Danger Club for their latest prank. They are going to steal a paper mache' bust of Bill Gates in order to drive up the price for charity, and in its' place leave a giant Energizer Bunny. Ah, but the plan goes awry, not an unexpected thing for this bunch, and they are chased by real thieves and the police, as well as being befriended by several drag queens.
Who has the jade Buddha? Will Queen Monk toss Gloria into the Russian River? Who are the walking vegetables, anyway? Does anybody know how to rollerblade? You'll just have to read the book to find out how these things work into the story...